She is getting a spanking and taken to the doctor this afternoon. Shameless hussy. She's probably just jealous that I've been spending more time with Jon's car than with her. That's what she GETS. Moe and I are totally bonding. He flicks his wipers at me in response to my comments and questions. That's love right there, baby. Seraphim NEVER converses with me on our drives home together.
...seriously, though, I'm glad it seems to be something relatively minor.